The Insulin Nation staff has come up with a few corny knock knock jokes with a Type 1 diabetes theme. Do you have any to add to this list?
1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Bee Gees.
The Bee Gees who?
The BG’s a little high. Did you bolus?
2. Knock knock
Who’s there?
High.
High who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Low.
Low who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A malfunctioning meter. Please test again.
3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A cure for diabetes.
A cure for diabetes who?
I’ll come back in 5 to 10 years.
4. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Your pancreas.
Your pancreas who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your pancreas.
Your pancreas who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your panc –
WHY WON’T YOU WORK?
5. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Endo.
Endo who?
And no, the doctor doesn’t have an open appointment this month. How about next month?
6. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wilford Brimley.
Wilford Brim-
Diabeetus.
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tess.
Tess who?
Test strips all over your front step. Does someone with diabetes live here?
8. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Type 1 diabetes.
Type 1 diabetes who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Type 2 diabetes.
Type 2 diabetes who?
Can’t you tell the difference?
